January 25, 2008

CAMPUS VANDALISM

Mga naka-vandal sa loob ng school, ang kulit.


KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.."
tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan....

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay"
**tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh!"
**tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply):
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used asa noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

ENG'G:Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."

MATH:sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO?
"may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKINGTINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD!
"ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD—"

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

2 comments:

Gatsulat said...

freedom wall ang buong mundo. . .

Anonymous said...

haha! nkakatawa toh.. fave ko yung you BORON! haha